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June 21, 2007

Karl Marx & Heaven

So Karl Marx dies and shows up at the gates of heaven to be met by
Saint Peter.

"Name?" asks Peter.
"Marx, Karl Marx." replies the famous author.
"Hmm," says Peter to himself, "why do I know that name?"
"I am Marx," Marx said, beaming with pride, "founder of socialism
and the driving force behind the communist ideal called Marxism."
"I see," Peter said. "I'll have to check with God."

So Peter rushes off to confer with God. God hears the name Marx
and immediately a look of disgust infects His face. "Marx?" God
says, "He's nothing but a trouble maker. Send him down to hell."

So Peter happily signs the appropriate forms and deports Karl Marx
to Satan's firy hell.

Some time later, a free trade agreement is forged between Heaven and Hell.
The deal is hailed by all to be a great economic leap forward that would
revitalize both struggling economies. But soon after the treaty,
God realizes that Heaven is no longer receiving any products
from Hell. So he sends Saint Peter down to investigate.

"Well?" asks Peter of Satan, "What's the hold up? We have an agreement!"

Satan shrugs his shoulders, exasperated. "It's that Marx fellow," Satan
replied. "Ever since he got down here, all we've had are strikes and
labour demands. Productivity has dropped to zero!"

"So?" Peter asks, "What would you have us do?"

"Take him back. Take Marx back to Heaven, and I guarantee productivity
will sky rocket!"

So Peter agreed, on God's behalf, to accept Karl Marx back to Heaven.

Some time later Satan realizes that Hell has not received any orders
for product from Heaven. In fact, very little communication at all
has leaked from Up Above. So, concerned for the economic welfare
of Hell, he makes a trip to Heaven.

"Peter! Peter, are you there?" Satan demands.

"Yes, what is it?" Peter answers.

"What's the hold up? What about the flow of trade?"

"Oh I'm sorry," Peter said, "We have decided to adopt a Marxist
isolationist stance. We are an intrinsic self-governed body that is
now based on the needs of the prolitariate. It is our opinion that
this free trade agreement only benefits the bourgeois."

"What?!" Satan was furious. "I demand to speak to God!"

Peter's eyebrow is raised in confusion. "Who?"

Eight Random Things

Been tagged by The Winged Man. Although it took me a while to realize that...

Here are the rules...

1. Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
2. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
3. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
4. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they're tagged, and to read your blog.

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1. I am terrified of bugs. Hate them really. Always tried to say to myself "hey...they're just God's creatures too... and then try to ignore them. But it doesn't work. They freak me out and I always end up screaming like a girl.

2. I love to knit. Use to love to do cross-stitch. Now my eyes are too bad.

3. I was a trained chef in my former life. Went to the CIA. Still LOVE to cook, mostly for friends and family.

4. I spent the first 11 years of my life growing up in rural Pennsylvania. I haven't been back since I was 16.

5. I love soft-boiled eggs. Mmmm... with a straw please.

6. I am working on a piece of occult fiction as a hypertext novel.

7. None of my clothese except my habit fits me anymore. I've put on too much weight... and I like it that way.

8. I love "So you think you can dance" and was really bummed that Travis didn't win last year. And I hope his adopted brother doesn't win this year. Is that terrible of me?

My tags: Jo Guldi lutherpunk epical fatherscott Adaline Bill Carroll God Girl Fr. John



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The face of terror (cont...)




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The face of terror!!

At the G8 Summit in Germany:



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Vice President Exempts His Office from the Requirements for Protecting Classified Information

The Oversight Committee has learned that over the objections of the National Archives, Vice President Cheney exempted his office from the presidential order that establishes government-wide procedures for safeguarding classified national security information. The Vice President asserts that his office is not an "entity within the executive branch." As described in a letter from Chairman Waxman to the Vice President, the National Archives protested the Vice President's position in letters written in June 2006 and August 2006. When these letters were ignored, the National Archives wrote to Attorney General Alberto Gonzales in January 2007 to seek a resolution of the impasse. The Vice President's staff responded by seeking to abolish the agency within the Archives that is responsible for implementing the President's executive order.In his letter to the Vice President, Chairman Waxman writes: "I question both the legality and wisdom of your actions. ... [I]t would appear particularly irresponsible to give an office with your history of security breaches an exemption from the safeguards that apply to all other executive branch officials."A fact sheet prepared by Chairman Waxman describes other instances in which the Vice President's office has sought to avoid oversight and accountability.

Vice President Exempts His Office from the Requirements for Protecting Classified Information :: Committee on Oversight and Government Reform :: United States House of Representatives

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June 19, 2007

Cantos (cont...) Part IV.

IV. Of signs and their colors

Where is the sign,
O where? At this

Silent, still and lonely place

The wise old men
Are nothing more, nothing
More than haggard faces,
Haunted faces -

Bones
And sinews
carved by
Tears, hidden 'neath
The whispering of moments
Unredeemed.

The breathless, songless,
Ceaseless roar, and
The painted colors of
A thousand yesterdays
And a thousand more
Tomorrows and
Tomorrows, all
Still, waiting, longing;

And the beat of wings,
Sweet, tender, butterfly wings
Sends ripples across the surface
That unloose a thousand
Thousand tongues;

...And the child awakes
And walks
From 'neath the old, cold stair well;

...And reds and golds and greens
And mottled browns,
Hints of sand and shell,
And stone and bone,
Paint His sign in vibrant colors
On a little dreamer's canvas

And set sail across those moments -

Between then and now,
Between memory and anticipation,
Between death and life and life to come.

And the whole creation stills again,
Yet beneath the silence...
Peace.


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June 16, 2007

Cantos Part III. - By Karekin Yarian, BSG

III. Nobody's child

Nobody's child is sleeping
'Neath the stair well.
Outside the tender breeze
Rustles autumn’s withered
Leaves, begging
For attention.
Red and golds and browns
Of aged oak and poplar

Whisper
And consort over the hardened ground,
Scratching
At the doorway,
Crying in the throes
Of deathless death,
To awaken the child
And arouse the dead men
From their slumber.

The front porch swing
Rocks

Backward,
Forward,

In between moments.
Between life and death,
Light and darkness,
Between silence and the word
The old chains creak and
Groan under the weight

Of nobody.

And the child, still, lies sleeping
'Neath the stair well.

Over at the schoolyard
The echoes of a song,
In sing-song voices
Patterned like the ivy,
In brush stroke tones
Of green
And mottled brown,

"little Jack Horner, sat in a corner"

...Echoing in the darkness
'Neath the old, cold stair well.

Giggling voices...
Sad and
taunting voices

Whispering and consorting
Over the hardened ground;

And aged oaks and poplars
With their reds
And golds
And browns,
Shiver and groan, (as the world grows)

Cold and silent in between
Death and birth,
Freedom
And happiness, between
Old and new and new again.

And nobody's child stirs
'Neath the old stair well,

...And the ceaseless roar of silence

Shatters
Like a ripple
On the surface of a too still pond.

We await your coming in glory.

We await.
We await.
We await.

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June 15, 2007

Cantos on the Death of Stars (cont...)

II. River dream

Lay down sweet child
To rest.
Tomorrow you shall, yet,
Another picture paint
In golds and reds
And
Hints of sand and shell
And stone and bone.

Tomorrow you shall paint,
(In vibrant tones)
Like words that hurt,

A picture of the idol
That your parents wrought for you.

Fear not sweet child
But rest.

Though yesterday is but
A moment from your slumber.
Yet shall you rest in
That sweet,
Quiet place.

Between yesterday and tomorrow
There are sleep and dreams
And colors and whispers.
Then shall you sing
So delicately,
Serenely,
Sweetly
Across the stillness of the water.

Perhaps in sleep
You shall remember,

Perhaps awake tomorrow
With the word at your
Tongue's edge, daring
To be remembered,
Daring to be spoken,

Daring to bring fire to the world.

And you, my child, inspired
By the danger,
Shall set your canvas
As a raft upon the waters;
Unpainted and unsoiled.

Still whispering
Of moments unredeemed,
You will sail beneath the
Stillness to the raging of the sea,
and with your still small voice
Bring peace to yesterdays,
And tomorrows,
And tomorrows
In that moment when
The world awaits, and
The pond, (so still and quiet,)

Ripples.


"And the Spirit of the Lord moved across the face of the deep."

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June 14, 2007

Purple America

Cantos on the Death of Stars - Karekin M Yarian, BSG

From a serial poem based on the Liturgical year and events from the Gospels...


On the Advent: For a Silent World
I. On memories and expectations

Whispering moments
Passing, dancing;
Unseen,
Unfelt,
Unheard,
Piercing through the skin
Neither here nor there
Yet splendid,
Like sunlight
On the surface
Of a (too still) pond.

Forbidden, the stillness.
Our apathetic souls un-quickened
By the time, but only
By the pace, do not quiet
For redemption,
Do not hear
The children's voices
Terrorized,

(Martyred by
Futures yet unpainted,
Progress yet unquestioned,)

Whispering,
Passing,
Dancing,

Rippling yet unnoticed
Like moonlight on the surface
Of a too still
pond.

Am I there reflected?

And where are you
My Savior,



Between

here and there,
Beyond memories
and moonbeams,
Between silence and
The word unspoken?

Where are you...
Whispering, Passing, Dancing

Across piercing moments...

Whose mighty voice was
Once heard above the crowd;
Painting a love as strong and fragile
As butterfly wings
And still
As silent?

Redeeming
The moment with forgiveness
As strong as stones
Skipping across the surface

Of a too still pond?

We await your coming in glory.

We await the death of stillness
On the surface,


AND


Long for quiet in the depths
Between the silence

and the word unspoken.

We await your coming.



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